"So I’m gonna go ahead and make a life-like, talking clone of myself out of strings, because like that makes sense and all… Oh did I mention that the clone can also do my attacks too, because you know that rather important.
Oh! Oh! And hey guys, did you know I can do that haki armor thing that ALL you cool kids are into nowadays?
And while I’m at it, might as well show you guys about my whole ‘I can trap everyone in a cage of sharp deadly wires’ trick. Neato, right?
Hey! While we’re having SO much fun, why don’t I just control everyone to kill each too! Ok, everyone, let’s have a good time!”
-words of a overpowered psychopath